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Post by thezombineer on Sept 16, 2014 2:54:29 GMT
It's eyes are creepy
*stuff the Link back into the machine*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 16, 2014 23:11:09 GMT
There is an ominous mechanical howl rising up from within the vending machine, and the LED display lights up, the words scrolling by read thus: "NOW, I AM EVERYWHERE."
*Inserts a Cleverbot chat*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 17, 2014 4:43:15 GMT
You receive a disk labeled "Skynet." Probably best to destroy that.
*insert a live chicken*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 19, 2014 19:04:06 GMT
The vending machine replies through its LCD display: "Don' mess wit da voodoo, mon." ... and spits out a bleach-clean chicken skull back out at you.
*inserts barbeque*
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Post by thezombineer on Dec 3, 2014 6:15:56 GMT
A plane ticket to Kansas City, Mo, USA pops out. On it is written "home of the best barbeque ever"
*inserts a toy air plane*
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