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Post by Star Dandere on Sept 2, 2014 13:32:46 GMT
The lights on the vending machine flicker wildly as it seems unable to process the input for a few long moments. Finally, a map of Cinnabar Island slides out, the coast marked in red pen. What could that mean?
*inserts an apple*
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Salt
Salad Bo
Salt here!
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Post by Salt on Sept 2, 2014 14:24:16 GMT
Sunrise.
Applerise.
Inserts Beefingtonshireham.
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 2, 2014 17:53:13 GMT
A map of Portugal pops out, along with a complaint written into the map in red marker. Something about being butthurt. Literally. *seriously, some bicycle seats are torture devices, man.*
*Inserts a text gag*
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boudikka
Salad Bo
Praise the Sun!
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Post by boudikka on Sept 2, 2014 18:39:20 GMT
The vending machine spits out papers upon papers of text. After reading the first few lines, you note it is a script for some sort of theatre play. *inserts a sapphire*
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Post by Theropod on Sept 2, 2014 19:46:11 GMT
Out falls a preview copy of Alpha Sapphire.
-pops in a carrot-
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 2, 2014 20:50:38 GMT
A random chocobo slams into the vending machine and makes off with the carrot. "WARK WARK WARK KWEH!"
*inserts a repair bot*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 3, 2014 3:38:20 GMT
You receive a broken repair bot
*inserts Half Life 3*
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Post by Star Dandere on Sept 3, 2014 3:58:45 GMT
Various slips of paper come sliding out of the machine, each with ridiculous formulas supposedly predicting the release of Half Life 3.
*inserts a poem*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 3, 2014 16:09:08 GMT
The vending machine sounds like infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters. Eventually, it produces a copy of "A Midsummer Night's Dream."
*inserts a psychology text book*
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Post by silvercheers on Sept 3, 2014 16:09:09 GMT
A strange, dark mist seems to come out of the machine. It fills you with an ominous (if slightly insane) presence. *inserts keychain*
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Post by Theropod on Sept 3, 2014 16:43:46 GMT
A keyblade falls onto your foot.
-slips in an apple-
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Post by Star Dandere on Sept 3, 2014 18:10:58 GMT
The machine shines with a strange golden light. As the light starts to dim, a sword falls out, the words "Sword of Justice" etched into the blade.
*slips in a server reset notice*
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Post by Theropod on Sept 3, 2014 19:00:07 GMT
Out the vending machine slips a calender with crosses marking down the days, the reset date circled with lovehearts.
-pops in a teabag-
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boudikka
Salad Bo
Praise the Sun!
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Post by boudikka on Sept 3, 2014 19:17:51 GMT
The machine buzzes for a moment and then, with a 'ding!' sound, it produces a delicious cup of..coffee? *inserts an hourglass*
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Post by silvercheers on Sept 3, 2014 21:48:31 GMT
A large pendant shaped like a cog falls to the ground. It appears to be covered in some sort of glowing, green goop. *insert glowing, green goop*
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