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Post by Theropod on Sept 4, 2014 0:00:26 GMT
Out falls Flubber. Have fun with that one.
Pops in a laptop battery.
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 4, 2014 3:44:53 GMT
You receive a complete laptop. Without the battery.
*insert another vending machine*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 4, 2014 4:47:43 GMT
What have you done?! Mystical vending machines are like gremlin Mogwais or like tribbles if you force them into cannibalism! Now they're going to replicate and it's your fault!
*inserts a prophecy for future time travelers to ensure the leader of the future rebellion against the vending machine overlords survives to claim his destiny*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 4, 2014 5:17:47 GMT
The machine makes a sound like a laugh. You get a note that says "Go pet a tribble"
*insert a copy of Star Wars Episode 1*
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Post by silvercheers on Sept 5, 2014 16:52:56 GMT
The machine brightens and brightens until it is almost too brilliant to look at before ejecting... a copy of Star Wars episode IV? Eh. You're not a Star Wars fan anyway. *inserts a skeleton key*
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Post by Kappa on Sept 7, 2014 23:36:37 GMT
A thousand locks come pouring out, each one different than the other
*inserts a tissue
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 8, 2014 0:57:19 GMT
You get a very large sneeze. ... ew.
*inserts a copy of Dragon Quest*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 8, 2014 4:23:38 GMT
The machine emits a grinding noise. Eventually, it spits out a can of dragon meat.
*insert a cell phone*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 9, 2014 2:27:51 GMT
You hear an ominous ringing from a payphone across the street.
*inserts a quarter*
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Post by silvercheers on Sept 9, 2014 3:54:21 GMT
The machine spits out two M&Ms. As in, two pieces of chocolate candy. Well, with the price of candy these days, you suppose that's all you're going to get. *inserts a jar of peanut butter*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 9, 2014 4:26:15 GMT
Nothing seems to happen at first. Then a small dog crawls out, licking the inside of its mouth like it ate some peanut butter.
*insert small dog*
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boudikka
Salad Bo
Praise the Sun!
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Post by boudikka on Sept 10, 2014 21:11:51 GMT
The machine's lights flicker and it starts puffing out smoke. In the end, it plops out a box of matches. What? *inserts a deck of cards*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 11, 2014 5:22:33 GMT
Out pops a Gambit action figure with genuine explosive cards!
*inserts a kiwi*
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Post by thezombineer on Sept 12, 2014 13:44:11 GMT
The machine sits there for a moment. You think it's broken, but then a kiwi bird flies out.
*insert the Ocarina of Time*
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Post by halcyonlioness on Sept 15, 2014 4:05:36 GMT
You hear the haunting strains of the Song of Healing being played ... backwards.
*out pops an effigy of Link... with a horrifying grin. The eyes seem to be alive, watching you.*
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